Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Day 9 - The clean-up

Today is my final day of work. And boy, does it show! Everywhere you look there's people running around doing something. Cleaning floors, washing windows, folding laundry, organizing the storage, doing inventory, it was a bonafide madhouse.

As for me, I had to go back to my claustrophobia-inducing room without a view and work my way through yet another pile of dirty dishes - surprise! But in the next room, they were short one dishwasher, so after about an hour, I had to go over there and pitch in. It seemed as though the day would never end.

Fortunately, it did. At three in the afternoon we were done. DONE! Can you believe it? I don't have to lift one more goddamn thing! I can finally kick back and let the feeling of vacation overtake me and explore more of Saint-Pierre!

Sadly, everybody else's plans included baking in the sun by the pool. All in all, that's not such a bad idea, but I was actually kinda looking forward to getting out of there one last time. So, I took a little trip by myself. I took a bike and rode along the Canal du Midi. A nice little route, completely deserted. Heaven.

On my way back, I stopped at l'Oeuil Doux one last time, just to see it in daylight, instead of under a cloudy sky. And when I was down by the lake, I took the opportunity of kicking out my shoes and dipping my toes in the fresh water. Doesn't get any better than that.
That night, there was a barbeque to celebrate le Fin du Saison, but it was kind of a disappointment. The food wasn't all that exquisite and the ambiance was a bit crowded - as we were sitting there with 48 people, of which we only knew about half or so. Not the kind of goodbye I was hoping for, but I'm just glad it's all coming to an end. I'm really looking forward to going home.

Day 8 - Lazy Sunday

Sunday was the penultimate day of work. I got up at nine, missed breakfast and went for a run. When I came back I cleaned out my room and went to the pool, taking my working clothes with me. By the pool I found Gilbert, who was enjoying the morning sun. As I was approaching the reclining chair he pointed to something behind him. I followed his fingertip with my eyes and saw that above us, up on the terrace, mass was starting. So there we were, two guys in bathing suits, listening to the music of the Church, which for some reason, bore a striking similarity to gospel?

When I arrived at work, only five minutes late for a change, it was as if an inox-bomb had gone off in the kitchen. Everywhere I looked there were pots and pans and greasy grills and bain-maries. I didn't know where to look let alone move around in all that chaos. I spent four hours (instead of the usual three) working to get the job done. Worst part is, every five minutes it seemed, the kitchen chef came in and gave me something else to do: "Don't forget to scrub the barbeque!", "Can you wash these plates too?", "They need you to get started in the restaurant already." And after everything was scrubbed clean - sort of, I still had to mop the entire kitchen. Of course, I did this quite hastingly, splashing water over the floor and just casually shoving it into the gutter, creating little islands of dirt and soup above the grates.

So, that was my Sunday. Working harder than I ever did, but I was glad it was over. Now I have Monday to look forward to and Tuesday, day of departure. I'm actually kinda relieved this trip is almost over.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Day 7 - It's oh so quiet

I can sum up this whole day in four words:

- Bad weather
- Hangovers
- Blogging

It wasn't the most exhilirating day of the week, but it was quite nice nevertheless. The weather was terrible, barely any sun at all and cold winds (there go my chances of getting a tan), the largest part of our group spent the day sleeping it off and trying to hold down whatever it was they were pouring down their throats and I spent the day by the pool or in the reception writing down the last three days here. All in all, I was the most productive one here, which is kind of nice when you think about it. I even went for a run this morning, something I've been doing for the past six days now. It was pretty cold though.

Well, guess that's it for today. Sorry if it wasn't the most rivetting piece of litterature you've ever read, but tomorrow is my last day as a professional - unpaid, I might add - dishwasher. Because Monday it's inventory time until noon and after that we're free to roam about until the next day when we're heading back home.

Day 6 - Chez Charley's

Friday. You know what that means: profuse drinking and total dissolution of all boundaries. Naturally, the people of Saint-Pierre la Mer live and drink by this philosphy as well. 

I had just barely gotten used to the idea of having the day off, when I had to drag my sorry self back into that kitchen - or rather, into that back room in the kitchen. The pile of dishes had already risen to insurmountable odds that all relief efforts in the world seemed futile. It almost seems like they have the meaning of the word 'volunteer' had been falsely translated into 'à volonté' when it comes to work. Just as I've finished drying the last inox plate, in comes the chef with another order of leftover meat and a side of gravy. But, like a good soldier, I suck it all up and churn out fresh plates. And I do say fresh, not clean as the quality of my dishwashing has gone down considerably. I'm not at all surprised or even concerned about that fact. In my eyes, work that goes unpaid does not deserve the same amount of effort as work that does get paid. You can think of this as you like.

The only thing I had to look forward to was tonight. Tonight we were all going to the Charley's Bar, which is in fact the only place left in the entire town. Guess that's just another downside of going on vacation when everybody else has long since left. Still, I don't mind the quiet and the emptiness of the beach and the surrounding areas. I crave it from time to time.

Sometimes the air gets tense around here as I know that not everybody gets along quite well with one another and I find myself in the position of intermediary. Which is not to say that everybody likes me, I mean, I don't know that. I don't feel like I'm opposed to anyone here, but there's always the off-chance that someone's just faking kindness. But, what I don't know, can't hurt me. I think. Sometimes.
The truth is, I do long for Tuesday when I can be on my way home again. Not that I don't like it here, I just miss the familiarity of my surroundings at home. I miss sleeping in my own bed, walking around my house and being close to the people I love. It also sucks that because of the crappy train time tables, I'm going to miss the first day of school. Who would've thought I'd want to go to school? It took me by surprise as well.

Another thing I did today besides silently resenting the kitchen personnel for sending me all these dirty dishes and evading the searing hot sprinkler dangling above my head, was visit l'Oeil Doux. This is in fact a mountain that has collapsed on itself after erosion from within. What remains is this huge vertical cliff with debris scattered all across the area and two large cracks diagonal across the remaining wall. As I've said before, photos will be posted as soon as Wednesday night. But when the time comes, I'll let you know!

So, after exploring yet another exiting part of France, it's time to familiarize myself with the French liquor department. Which, in this case, meant drinking a whole lot of rhum and coke as I'm not that big a fan of wine and beer. We arrived at the bar around 1 pm and I was immediatly confronted with the French's intolerance to alcohol and their general balance deficit. Of course I'm talking about drunken girls stumbling across the dancefloor, spilling their drinks everywhere except where it would've made a difference and planting their elbows in other people's sides. Your typical Friday night, I'm guessing. The music itself was largely local so there wasn't much room for sing-along or even the slightest hint of recognition. As the night wore on and the booze kept flowing steadily - the rhum increased drastically while the coke subsided - our group became quite a sight to see. Some standing on tables, others barely able to stand on their own two feet and then there were the token sober people who were in charge of taking care of the inebriated. My bed started calling me around 2 pm, but I only answered its call by half past 5. By the time we got to the hotel, the two drunk people in our company were starting to get sober again - or so we thought. Cut to people running in the hall, screaming and waking up an entire floor as well as those same two people slamming into a wall, crushing a keychain in the process. Again, typical Friday night/Saturday morning behaviour. Well, I think I'm going to turn in now and let you decide whether I was:
a) one of the sober people,
b) or one of those two people who thought they could take down a wall.

Maintenant c'est à vous!

Day 5 - Roadtrip

Today's my day off! That means it's time to get up and get the hell out of this hotel for a while. I don't want to set foot in that kitchen if I don't have to. 

We've got the day all planned out: in the morning we're going to go to the market and around noon we're taking the bus to Narbonne. Sounds like quite a plan, right? Wrong.

We arrived at the dike around 10 am. We thought it best to check the hours of the bus before heading off to the market. Then it hit us. The last bus was at 8:15 and the next one came five hours later. Basically, we were screwed.

But then I noticed the time in between two stops. Most stops were only two or three minutes apart, which meant that there couldn't be much distance between them. So instead of waiting for the bus, we started walking towards the next stop, as a means of passing time. The ongoing search for the next stop became like an addiction and before we knew it, we were already leaving Saint-Pierre la Mer and heading into Narbonne-Plage.


The busroute took us through veritable wastelands with little to no signs of civilization. We walked for hours along the A9, which was probably the most deserted highway in all of France. It was pretty fascinating however, to discover all these weird little trinkets scattered alongside the road: countless broken Heineken beer bottles, discarded articles of clothing and even some bodily fluids. Pictures will follow as soon as I'm back home and can enjoy the pleasure of a real computer, instead of an iPhone. 


The Bloodstain
Our little roadtrip lasted two hours and by that time we had passed seventeen (!) busstops. The whole time we were laughing and lamenting on how infinte the road seemed and how we were never going to get home again, you know, your typical whining attitude that you get when things don't look so good anymore. And yet, each time, when we thought for sure we took a wrong turn somewhere and we'd miss our bus, we found the fabled stop after countless minutes of wandering along the deserted A9. 

We took the bus a few kilometres outside of the city of Narbonne and fifteen minutes later we got off at Les Halles. From there we visited the local market - it's strange to think how many markets this place can have, each day there is a full-fledged commune of anxious salesmen and their dubious merchandise. After that, we had lunch in front of the Hôtel de Ville, right next to the old Via Domitia. 
Les Halles de Narbonne
Pas de Tenue Courte
Now for this next part, I should tell you a little bit about what we were wearing. I was dressed in shorts and a T-shirt while Shana wore a mini-skirt and a top, not exactly church-wear, woudn't you say? But that didn't stop us from entering that church - commiting sacrilige in the process. We were immediately gawked at by many a devout Christians, who probably didn't take so kindly to our choice of clothing - or lack of clothing. At some point all we could do was just look at each other and start laughing. Mind you, that we were in the middle of a cathedral.

After having completely disgracing the House of God, we left to do some shopping and continued sightseeing. Another funny thing happened when Shana had to go to the bathroom. I pointed out a public toilet in a parc, so we went there. We were instantly taken aback by the pungent smell of the urinals - which is in fact quite common for the men's room. But the biggest shock of all was when Shana pulled open the door to the ladies' room, revealing a French toilet, complete with a metal arch you could pull down to sit on (photos coming soon). Needless to say, we had to find another restroom, which we found in a seedy snackbar with a woman who apparantly didn't know that 'toilet' in English means the same thing in French. 

I'd love to write some more on our day in Sarbonne, but as it is starting to rain (yes, RAIN!), I'm heading back inside! 

Stay tuned for more travel information! And to my family, who I know is reading this, I miss you guys and I'll see you in a few days! 

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Day 3/4 - Watching the sunrise

The 3/4 abbreviation is not a sign of laziness but rather a simple solution to the fact that I'm starting to loose track of time. Mostly, my vacation here goes by in a sort of blur, a mixture of work, rest and play. My mornings are always calm and consist of getting up at half past 8, having breakfast, going for a run and a mental preparation for the lunch hour rush. Work goes by like a string of bad smells, dirty stains and a brave attempt to scrub everything clean in time.

Even though I only have to work six hours per day, it feels longer. Partly due to the fact that I now start about twenty minutes earlier to get ahead on my work. Still, it are long and hard hours that pass by at a snail's pace. The time that I don't have to play Cinderella, I try to get out of the hotel as much as I can.

I went postcard-shopping (for those who sent me their adress, the cards are in the mail!) and it gave me some ideas for sightseeing. Here's a small list - God, what is it with me and lists all of a sudden? Guess I have you to thank for that, don't I, Sarah?

- Narbonne
- Cabannes de Fleury
- Gruissan
- L'œuil Doux
- Carcasson

Don't think I'll get around to doing them all, but today (if time has any meaning at all anymore) I went moutainbiking and visited Cabannes de Fleury, which is a small fishers town. Although it was a bit too small for my taste, but we had fun on the way there and back. Plus some great pictures as well.

Oh, I'm forgetting the most exiting thing I did today! I got up at half past 6 - after having hit the snooze-button a bit too much - and wet down to the beach to watch the sunrise. It was just me, a camera and a gorgeous rising sun. My attempts to capture the moment on camera have proven to be somewhat fruitful, but I must say, I've never been good with pictures, always better with words. So who knows, maybe I'll write an entire blog about that hour and a half of celestial splendor! While I was watching the sky turn all sorts of colours, I had a little time to catch my breath and make some decisions that were long overdue. I've made my decision and when I come back you'll know the outcome - as will I.

I'd love to write a bit more, but we're about to go to diner as I've seen several people head for the employee restaurant! If anything else exiting happens to me again, you'll be the first to know, well, technically, second. Me first.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Day 2 - Getting around

Well, so much for chronology. It's now Tuesday afternoon and I shoukd be writing about what happened Monday! That's what going on vacation'll do to you! It'll make you loose track of time. But I don't really mind. This is the sort of place where you can really become disconnected from your world and see what's out there, away from all of the familiarity.

To retrace my steps, what did I do yesterday? Ah yes, I got up at a quarter to nine (after having pushed back my alarm clock twice) and had breakfast with Shana, a girl we met while we were on the bus. She's travelled with Intersoc loads of times so she knows the ins and outs of how things work around here. After breakfast, she went back to work and I got started trying to redecorate my room. I pushed the two beds together and rearranged some of my things. I had to work from 11 to half past 12, grabbed a quick lunch and then back to work until half past 2. Here's a little list of all the things I had to do:
- Wash everything they place on the rack
- Mop my little shack
- Wash the entire kitchen floor
- Clean the two 'bain maries' in the restaurant
- Scrub the kitchen furnaces
- And lastly, throw away the garbage bags

So as you can see, I've got a lot on my plate. Even if I start fifteen minutes earlier - which I've been doing in order to get a headstart on the pile of pots and pans that await me - it's always a battle to end on time.

After work was over, I changed out of my wet clothes and into something a bit more presentable. After all, not everyone at the bar had to know that I spent the last three hours scraping the most filthy of things off the aluminum. We met more people from Intersoc, some work in the restaurant, some work in the bar, but we all have one thing in common: we're all secretly craving the time when the clock strikes the hour of our release from labour!

Anyways, the second day has been quite enjoyable all in all! I'm starting to appreciate the quietness of the hotel and the ambiance that reigns throughout the corridors. Even the older people are pleasantly surprising me with their wisdom and their youthful spirit!

Stay tuned for day three! I'm going to finish my glass of ice cold water, jump into the pool and dry off under a 37 degree sun! Heavenly...